Are you cool?

Cool is about being true to yourself right?
WRONG MOTHERFUCKER
Cool means you have tastes, social attitudes, and opinions deemed cool by the cool/the internet/vice 'recognise cool and ridicule it a week later' magazine. (Though it is no longer recommended that one use the term "cool"; instead, say "deck." or " Gully")
The alpha walks among the masses in daily life but is not a part of them and shuns or reduces to kitsch anything held dear by the mainstream. Enthusiasm is frowned upon as is body fat and last years jeans.
The more time you spend ensuring you look like you didn't spend any time on your appearance the better.

examples:



This guy is cool.










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Gully.



Purchase single vintage turntable and vinyls from Matador, DFA, Definitive Jux, Dischord, Warp, Thrill Jockey, Smells Like Records, and Drag City...purely for aesthetic purposes as the NOVA podcast is pumping through your ipod non-stop..

And do this alot:

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But who am i to sit here and play the judgemental cynic?
Is that stereotype not just as played?
Of course it is, the internet has seen to that.
There are infinite pieces of semi-litterate literature all over the web berating any current trend, issue or situation, it is equally as played as the latest trend of the robotic sheep that comprise the 'marketplace' for the companies that push these idiotic patterns.

So who is more laughable i ask you?
The modern hipster, putting all their time and effort into ensuring they project an image of deck gully cool?
Or the modern cynic, putting all their time and effort into ensuring they project an image of a jaded and callous nature with little or no enthusiasm for anything except bellittling everyone else's enthusiasm?