Nice Guys Finish Where?

Now no doubt we've all heard it, women and men everywhere say how much they love the nice guy, and yet the nice guy doesn't always seem to be in a position that reflects those sentiments.
After conducting a little research recently i have learned it's all about being a nice COOL guy
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see there's the nice guy
“Nice guy” is the term used by women to describe the type of man they would most like to date.
Since women are purely logical creatures it stands to reason that the type of man women say they want to date is the type of man they do, in fact, date.

Because nice guys are in such high demand they are rarely single.


In fact, nice guys generally lack female friends since any female friend a nice guy has will inevitably want to sleep with him.
This often leads to a nice guy literally possessing a harem of women from which to choose.
There are great misconceptions in society about the nature of nice guys.
The cliché expression “nice guys always finish last” is due to historical truncation of the actual phrase: “nice guys always finish last in foot races because of the scores of women grappling onto their bodies in search of their man meat.”

It is also widely thought that nice guys can become bitter and resentful.
This is hardly true, especially not to the point of a nice guy writing a purely sarcastic post. There are also several horrible rumors that some women want to be “just a friend” to nice guys. This may upset the usual grandiose confidence of a nice guy but is actually blatantly false since women always want to date a nice guy.
That phrase is actually reserved for jackasses, which a woman would never date.

now a nice cool guy is different

Cool was a concept invented by waverley.1.vg Motor Co., Ltd. in 1962.


Cool is when you, well cool is..
Let me sing it for you.
C is for Cock cause mines the biggest, O is Omfg hes the shit, O is for Omfg hes a pimp, L is for lust looks and licking testicles..
Paris Hilton once went straight out and said that cool is hot.....God smoted her for this.

An old sage, sometimes called 'the thief of time' (he surely stole a lot of mine) brings to us this old legend: "The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valley in the lower Khumquat-Valley, have a passing-out test for a novice.
He is taken into a room full of all types of clothing and asked: Yo (unfashionable but Oh so cool), my son, which of these is the most stylish thing to wear? And the correct answer is: Hey, whatever I select."

The concept of coolness was founded on the following axioms:
Only cool people can determine if people are cool.
Uncool people (people who are not cool) do not understand the concept of being cool.
It is uncool (having the property of being not cool) to discuss what makes people cool.

Cool is also
The opposite of warm, but only when it's night
Being able to use your penis... really
Sweden, Norway and Nigeria
The amazonian jungle during an ice age
The opposite of David Hasselhoff, Chuck Norris and Dick Cheney
Wanting to be like me
Shamanism
Cool
A night with some french chick
Ebola
Amsterdam
MASSIFF sunglasses
Air Guitars
The Mayans
Jesus (when he was into the hashish)
wide neck floppy gypsy shirts
new stuff made to look like vintage stuff
Janis Joplin
knocking yippies of their Vespas
Bill Hicks
Mitch Hedburg
and
The B.C era (Before Crack)




now you know
Go be cool like