The Bump n Grind

In todays day and age where sms' are responsible for a 4000% increase in relationships and first impressions can be a little innaccurate when your eyes are moving from side to side 6578 times a second people seem to be meeting in one of two ways....at least whilst out clubbing.

the bump n grind:
generally requires two equally munted individuals who spend a little while throwing shakey glances at each other on the dance floor whilst slowly making their way towards a designated spot on the ground they both keep looking at when they break eye contact...eventually they reduce the distance to a meter or two and linger within this area..


everynow and then moving closer together for a little brush until one decides they'd rather chew the face of their counterpart as opposed to their own, they clash pelvis' and the mauling begins


alternatively people may say hello first in which case the evening can head in several directions.
speaking to a few dudes recently i found out some lads go out with certain conversational plans, regardless of how little interest they may have in whatever they're talkin about the goal is to keep the girl talking..
they made it sound like they were clocking on for work or somethin...when the girl walks away they get pissed about wastin 40mins..
personally i dont really gain an interest in someone at a club unless they do or say something that really grabs my attention..

in any event the reason for all this dribble is that im slightly curious as to how much bearing the method of meeting has on any further activity..

if you met someone via the bump n grind would you be any more hesitant to pursue anything further?
do people still meet via the bump or has it been left behind in underage hunters?



who puts in the extra yards when the conversation starts to slow despite it being rather boring from the beginning?