The Circle of Wagons

do you know what the circle of wagons is?

its when you put three bunks, like the circling up of the wagons in a wagon train, an old cowboy movie, and they have the sheets hanging down so you can't see what's going on inside the four bunks and inside the four bunks about two dozen boys just fucked the shit out of this little mormon kid.

Now they don't want to break your jaw because they still want your jaw to be able to work, so what it does it takes out your teeth and then they just skull-fucked the shit out of this boy. Uh... we came in and there wasn't really anything left. They ass-fucked him, skull-fucked him, they fucked his back, they've been up his shoulders and titty-fucked him with his shoulder blades.



Fucked up shit, man.
We came in here and all the convicts you know, all of them where like, "Uh..." you know, "He was fucked to death before we got here."
So we couldn't really point the finger at nobody, because it was either all or nothing, and you ain't going to book two dozen people.
and you know what else?

The sixties brought the hippie breed
And decades later, things have changed indeed
We lost the values, but we kept the weed
You've got a lot to see
The Reagan years have laid the frame
For movie stars to play the White House game
We're not to far from voting Feldman-Haim
You've got a lot to see
The town of Vegas
Has got a different face
'Cause it's a family place
With lots to do
Where in the fifties
A man could mingle with scores Of all the seediest whores
Well now his children can too
You heard it from the canine's mouth
The country's changed, that is except the South
And you'll agree
No one really knows, my dear lady friend


Just quite how it all will end
So hurry, 'cause you've got a lot to see
The baldness gene was cause for dread
But that's a fear that you can put to bed
They'll shave your ass and glue it on your head
You've got a lot to see
The PC age has moved the bar
A word like "redneck" is a step too far
The proper term is "country music star"
You've got a lot to see
Our flashy cell phones
Make people mumble, "Gee whiz"
"Look how important he is"
"His life must rule"
You'll get a tumor
But on your surgery day
The doc will see it and say
"Wow, you must really be cool"